Snoop's "Sexual Seduction" Music Video →
♫ / Trans Siberian Orchestra / “Carol of the Bells”
It would cost $78,100 (U.S.) to buy the 364 items, from a single partridge in a...– Globe and Mail
Wingrider Bicycle Clips →
Homemade Cocaine-Smuggling Sub →
Hey, Homer, I’m worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the...– Barney
Bride-y Got Back
Man Uses Wii to Catch Cheating Wife
GamePro.com: “[In Nov.] I flip through the Wii menu and visit the Mii Channel so I can peruse the many friends that I have created with the guys that I played with in Iraq,” writes Tony in an email to GoNintendo. As I go through the characters, I see there is a Mii that I have not created. It’s a guy strikingly similar to my wife’s [alleged lover]. “To be sure of...
Two-faced Cats →
Teeth (2008) →
High school student Dawn works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group’s most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad’s increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to...
Monopoly Releases Special 'Regular Monopoly' →
Japan's Melody Roads
The Guardian: A team from the Hokkaido Industrial Research Institute has built a number of “melody roads”, which use cars as tuning forks to play music as they travel. The concept works by using grooves, which are cut at very specific intervals in the road surface. Just as travelling over small speed bumps or road markings can emit a rumbling tone throughout a vehicle, the melody road...
"Stairway to Heaven" Hits No. 37 on UK Charts →
Internet '10: Buffering ... Buffering ...
USA Today: The Web will start to seem pokey as early as 2010, as use of interactive and video-intensive services overwhelms local cable, phone and wireless Internet providers, a study by business technology analysts Nemertes Research has found. “Users will experience a slow, subtle degradation, so it’s back to the bad old days of dial-up,” says Nemertes President Johna Till...
The Real Batman →
Paper, Rock, Scissors
“I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there’s no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take...
Top That! (thx, Tony)
The guys get shirts! That’s just the fuckin’ the way it is!– Paul Anka
The Jones: Top Ten Reasons Why Dennis Rodman... →
LCD Stepping Meter Operation Manual
1. This stepping meter can only count correctly under the flat panel. 2. Under the following condition, the stepping meter can’t count correctly (i) Moonwalk, Wearing Sandal (ii) When walking in the tricky condition iii) Vibration without walking
Joel: i had a dream last night u fought viggo from ghostbusters II
Joel: its true
Me: I win?
Joel: it was a draw...NYPD broke it up
Joel: ays i gotta go, i gotta date with a ghost. u said that in the dream last night
"Dude, you’re getting a Dell ... icious... →
♫ Hook a left on the 21 and Lewis ♫ →
A Kansas City cab company has installed karaoke in its cars, along with some video cameras to capture the madness.
When I saw my grandson using the Internet, it caught my attention. I said to...– Blogging Granny
The World’s Best David Brent Look-alike →
Interviewer: “If basketball didn’t exist, what would you be doing right now?” Aaron Afflalo: “I would have found a way to invent basketball.”